Mayor-A's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Vibrant Scape of a Thousand Cherry Blossoms]

shit, has the elytra

[Team rocket drip]

Fuck, those little eyes keep staring at me. Shall I caress it?

[comfort in truthful shadows]

close the door can't you see I'm using the bathroom?

[Mr. Douchebag for President]

let's try to fuck the daughters of the governor of japan.

[POKE TEAM DELUXE ROCKET]

the pose is important

[fancy pants]

how do you keep those pants on if you are quite thin?

[Y2K HANK]

specialize in sending tricky to hell

[Level Voxel City]

I can only think of what would happen if there was an earthquake that knocked buildings to the ground and killed people.

Kamikaye responds:

Something something nanofibre reinforced.

[everything you touch only dies]

Can you touch my mother-in-law, please?

[Pyramid Head]

this retard is harassing you up to his balls, but it's very easy to dodge him.